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When A Woman Is Hard............
(.......“this girl is on fiyah”)
“When a woman is hard
There ain't no need to talk about it.
When a woman is hard (mmm mmm mmm)
There ain't but one thang to do about it.............”
Now that I have your attention
Let me just mention
She get's aroused just like you
It's like a natural high
Why ask why?
Boy just “make it do what it do.”
“It's written all over her face”
No disgrace.
She's got a helluva' itch that's needing a scratch
When a woman get's hard, like Ms. Badu “she cums for real”
You know the deal
and you've met your match.
Take a look at the canvas
Spread out on naked, satin sheets
Enough to make a grown man blush!
"Makes me weak and knocks me off my feet!"
Nipples hard, her constitution peaked
Pussy wet, can you feel the massive heat?
Breast a heavin'.....“points all way up high”
"X'cuse me while I kiss this purple sky"
“She may be young (or old ) but she's ready”
She want some “meat”....... not a bowl of stale ass spaghetti.
Be the “master chef” cuz she's wantin' a full course meal
Cuz when a woman is hard, she want's “something that she can feel”
Her nipples ain't the only thing hard today.
Sure, suck 'em in your mouth, guaranteed you'll be on your way.
Pussy lips swollen, and her kitty needs a tease
Get them fingers in deep
"Just a little bit more tongue …...please"
She bears her precious pearl
and it's as hard as a rock
massage it with your hands
rub it with the head of your wet, swollen cock......
.......til it's drippin' sweet honey
flowing down between her wet slit.
Finger fuck that pussy
Hit that “G”......hear her scream “Ohhhhhhh Shhhhhhittttt!!!!”
Her hips are rockin' and a rolling
Her noni's steamin' hot.
I hope your ass is ready
to give her all you got.
Rock hard and throbbin''
It just don't matter
She's trynna' pitch a “no-hitter”
so you better be the batter-batter.
When a woman is hard,
her mind is in another place.
She wanna' pop that coochie mon
Let her pop it in your face.
Time to give her “big poppa'”
Sink it in 9 inches deep.
Become a “slave to the rhythm”
Rock the boat......make them "honey buns" weep
Titties bouncing like maracas.
'bout to make that honey nutt
You got your finger on the trigger, boy
Slip a digit in her butt...........
.....for when she's hard and cummin'
You'll feel the whole world shake
Ride her deep, hard and steady.
You just might survive the quake.
“When a woman is hard
There ain't no need to talk about it.
When a woman is hard (mmm mmm mmm)
There ain't but one thang to do about it.............”.
Author's Note.....(This is my tongue-in-cheek attempt to be vulgar, crass and nasty.....while still getting the point across. Enjoy)
Published 28th Dec 2012
| Edited 31st Dec 2012
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28th Dec 2012 7:45pm
Sensuously detailed, rhythmic, may get the reader on "fiyah" too. Like clitoris being called "precious pearl".
29th Dec 2012 1:09am
Thank you Solomon. " A diamond is still a diamond even when it is coal" ; )
28th Dec 2012 9:48pm
29th Dec 2012 1:10am
28th Dec 2012 11:56pm
"Tongue-in-cheek attempt to be vulgar, crass and nasty.....while still getting the point across."
Yeah, you did exactly that! :) HOT!!!!!!!!
........but I'm normally such a good boy >:-)
LOL. Glad you liked it ???
btw, HOT!!!??? (U, the poem or both?)
LOL. Glad you liked it ???
btw, HOT!!!??? (U, the poem or both?)
29th Dec 2012 4:28am
29th Dec 2012 4:37am
29th Dec 2012 1:52am
Now you paraphrase Hendrix so how can I not like this! I really like the professorial voice used. Then you add in some food in the "Archie style". As my mom said about gumbo done right, that is "GUD good".
I will probably be humming James Taylor's "Woman's Gotta Have It" for at least the rest of the night!
I will probably be humming James Taylor's "Woman's Gotta Have It" for at least the rest of the night!
I feel like I definitely have the "JAZZMANOR" Seal Of Approval.
(in my best Barry White voice) "Right On, Right On"
(in my best Barry White voice) "Right On, Right On"
29th Dec 2012 6:04am
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29th Dec 2012 2:36pm
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29th Dec 2012 2:40pm
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31st Dec 2012 6:12am
There is nothing better than reading something that will get you going. My mind is doing back flips as I type. I loved it. I'm definitely "on fiyah"!!!!
31st Dec 2012 6:17pm
Tongue-n-cheek attempt rather successful. Good illustrations and well decribed woman's view...enjoyed.
31st Dec 2012 6:46pm
Ste-e-a-a-my...as can be expected from the Master of Sensuality.:)Great work as always!
16th Jan 2013 3:57am
16th Jan 2013 12:06pm
I appreciate your comment.......I love a "HARD" Woman. She becomes a cornucopia of delightful things......>:-)
23rd Jan 2013 7:30am
I read this poem 4 times, Music!
This is definitely on of my favorites! I'm stuck on this piece. ;)
This is definitely on of my favorites! I'm stuck on this piece. ;)
23rd Jan 2013 7:38am
My mind is on overload thinking of you being "hard" Mmmmm....I know how you roll >:-p~~
