Gypsys, Chavs And Theives

My Definition of a "CHAV"  
is as follows..  
   
"CHAVS"  
Sportswear clad scum  
Rejects from a rugby scrum  
The dictionary definition  
Of the word "dumb"  
In Scotland we called you  
N.E.D.S.(Non Educated Delinquents)  
But you were still a noose    
around my neck.  
   
Chavs hunt in packs  
they worked in allsports  
they got the sack  
now unemployed    
collecting benefits  
squatting in bedsits  
comparing A.S.B.O'S  
(Anti-Social Behavior Order)  
the lowest of the low  
scum to their peers.  
 
They wear tracksuits  
trainers, fake jewellery  
talk in there own    
made up language  
they wear there  
tracksuit bottoms  
around there balls  
there best friend  
wears them like that  
he's a idiot to.  
   
The gypsy's of the title  
will make an appearance    
at the end of this story  
and as for the thief?  
keep reading.  
   
"Give is da chip mate"  
Mistake No 1.  
These are fries not chips  
and no you cant have one"  
i replied.  
"You being sarky mate"  
mistake number 2    
Sarky is not a word  
i am however being sarcastic  
and i am certainly not your mate.  
i replied.  
"Im going to kick your fucking head in"  
he says squaring up to me, trying to look  
me in the eyes..except he is lot shorter    
then me.  
Mistake No 3,"i think your find  
that that is actually impossible  
but that what i would expect"  
   
Somehow the "chav" in question while    
his mates watch  
throws me to the ground    
and proceed to take it in turns to kick me.  
No where near my head i might add.  
   
They then proceed to pick up the    
scattered sausage and fries and eat  
them covered in dirt, sniggering  
as they return to whatever rock they  
crawled out of off  
Covered in curry sauce  
they all look like they  
cant wipe there collective ass.  
   
Two gypsy's approach, mates of mine    
they help me to my feet  
"you alright?, looks like they did a number  
on you"  
"Yeah" I replied  
"But i got his fucking wallet"  
Guess that makes me the thief of the tale.