Making People Laugh By William. Marsland.

 
leg braces sometimes lock

weak kneed like the chick
on the edge of its nest
the spastic falls over
that slavering puppy head
cocked to one side
the spastic falls the fuck over
one can't help but laugh
at spastics falling over

walking Monty Python's funny walk
with that ostrich gait
swinging limp lopsided feet
from here to anywhere
trying to knock themselves out
with that gimpy hooked hand
slamming it into a misaligned jaw
one can't help but
laugh at spastics falling over

talking to a spastic is also funny
not as funny as talking to them
after they've fallen over though
climbing up their crutches
in leg locked leg-irons
it's so fuckin funny
because they're stupid spastics

does the head lever help
got the hang of it yet?

yes thanks mum
I fell over three times to day

same as usual then

yeah, at least I can still make people laugh