Dr. Therapist

Give me a mustache
And shave me bald
Put me on the t.v.
And call me Phil Mcgraw

Tell me your problems
Tell me them all
Each and everyone I can solve

You've been talking to me for so long
Every word I examen
Cry me a river the Mississipi long
I'll help you dam it

Don't give up, and say fuck it or dammit
I told you I'm here for you
And by my word I'm standin
Not just to cheer for you
But to cheer you up
Smile for me, for you
Cheers! You've got a half full cup
And I got the other half to fill it all the way up



 -Inspired by my loyalty to true friends,
  from those who have a reason to complain
  to those who bitch too much,
  my loyalty is unchanged.