catch .22------ caliber

i'm an incense labeled feces
an apology without regret
the monster under your bed
and in my own head
i'm a placebo benzo
a sugar pill painkiller
a heart attack eating cheese eggs
i'm sitting on the tv watching the couch
i wipe my ass before i shit
the worm who eats the bird
wondering why this vhs tape won't fit in my dvd player
i'm a drug and alcohol counselor who has never been addicted
a black man pulled over for a taillight about to be broken
a woman who does'nt lie
a comedian who never smiles
a moonshiner who doesn't drink
dehydrating while swimming in the lake
the villain who comes to the aid of the damsel in distress

i'm trying to commit suicide and pissed because i can't buy only 1 bullet