Fucking Fucked.

Written and posted 30 minutes ago as an entry to the "Rant in less than a hundred words" competition.

This fucking shit is fucking hard
Who wants to be a fucking bard?
The fucking words don't fucking flow
The fucking Muse won't fucking show
The fucking paper's fucking blank
You fucking need a fucking wank
The inspirations fucking gone
You've fucking nearly got one on
Your fucking brain is fucking fucked
Your fucking dick's not fucking sucked
The fucking world is fucking mad
Your fucking role's so fucking sad
There's fuck all left to fucking do
You fucking shit, and fucking screw
You fucking hope you'll fucking win
This fucking compo - fucking grin!

With sincere apologies to John Cooper Clarke!