A Nelson thing

i am short and sweet
i love to eat
but dont gain an once
make me mad i will pounce
some say i am crazy
some say lazy
i am simple
with smile and dimple
i like Hank William Senior
ain't that a humdinger
i try to sing
but it has no ring
i can be loud
often times my heads in cloud
i have been call a bitch
with an ugly switch
if you dont like me
so why the hell
are you talkin to me
guess i'd better let it be.
if you dont like the way i live
so its my live.
i am stubborn
as mule
this a Nelson thing.