Bring the Ferret too

Sent into spasms of laughter
Thinking about my ever after

I will not get close to those gates
I am getting ice skates

To slide down the slippery slope
Where I am told, there is no hope

Straight into that burning fire
Right up to my neck in the mire

Not even a tea break I have heard
Mind that’s only the other half’s word

So

I am booking two weeks in the desert
Just to acclimatise myself, and taking her pet ferret

If I am going there, he is coming too
Why, because he pees every day in my shoe

Please spare a thought
For this upside down astronaut

Who went the wrong way
For his sins to dearly pay

Maybe you can come too
Bring the ferret that pees in your shoe