Life is Full of Fun

eeny meeny stubbed my toe,
my boyfriend pointed to the door and said "Go"!
missed the bus and stepped in a puddle,
even my dog refuses to cuddle.
ate a worm and cried 4 tears,
Santa Claus drank all my beers.
leaned my head back and laughed at my woe,
"HA!HA!HA!"...then stubbed my stubbed toe.
lost my glasses and broke my pottery,
then OMGOD I won the lottery!!
"HA!HA!HA Life!", I laughed out loud,
then lightening came down from that cloud..
and struck me dead.
The End.