Poor Willy

Crazy Willy crossed the street -
He thought he saw a big pig's teat.
He thought he saw a dollar bill,
He thought he saw a porpoise's gill.
Crazy Willy got hit by a bus,
For once he caused a sympathetic fuss.
"Poor Willy", they whispered in a horrified tone,
"Did you see the blood and the bone"?
Crazy Willy crossed the street,
He thought he saw the Minister's feet,
He thought he saw a way to heal,
He thought he saw a way to feel....
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