PROPOSITION TO PROPOSAL

 I’m no naïve virgin, I’ve seen some life,
Been girlfriend, fiancee, mum (twice) and wife.
With such experience behind me I know the way
To please a good man with amorous play.
I can show you a good time back at my flat,
I’ll be all yours at the drop of a hat.
We’ll romp all night long with our kit off
And not part until we are sated enough.
With you in a sheath and me on the pill,
There’s no end to realising our wicked will.
With me queen of the night and you my king
We’ll take great pleasure in our passionate fling.
We both work hard, and I too like to play hard
Though nude I may now look like a lump of lard!
So if to my place you want to come around
Your fat-bottomed girl will make your world go round!
He replied, to her surprise, “I’m a Godly man
And believe there’s a better place for sex in God’s plan.
I’ve long reached the place I want to settle down
And say goodbye to all this painting the town.”
Then he got down before her upon his bended knee
And asked “X, my fat-bottomed girl, will you marry me?”