New Breed

I'm so eclectic I proffessionally sing Opera-Rap-Dubstep.

My hair-do is so original everybody has it.

I like sarcastically ironic, and cheesey puns
about pandas and pop tarts and cats and guns.

Forget logic and reason, that shizz is so last season,
plus I don't like eating raisins, so don't bother to start namin'
'em.

Don't call me maybe, I'm too cool, grammatically
enchanting thee on Minecraft, World Of Warcraft too.

Good morning: Drink till drunk, then get beat up.  
Get ink of Mr. Rogers 'cause Facebook's gon' wan'
know what's up.


Have any more questions? Need to borrow some
skinny jeans? Oh, hey, yeah there's no cupholders
but my gauges are at twenty three.

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