Snow Patrol Are Shite

 (Love them or hate them, i choose hate them)

Snow Patrol are shite,
I want to weigh them down
with talent,
and drop them from a great height.

You claim you were chasing cars
When infact you were chasing cash,
instead you created a catasphry
a total full on car crash.

You sold your soul,
mind the gap,
you allow generic
wannabie pop stars sing your crap,

“Just say yes” I rather say no,
you’re not my friend
you’re most defiantly a foe.

“The Final Straw” I wish it was final
there something wrong with your music
something virginal,
when I hear it I turn or green and primal.
I can’t bloody stand you;
I’m you your biggest rival.

“Eyes Open” I think I’ll keep them shut
of it’s all the same
I could still take you in a fight,
that’s not a boast it’s a claim.

I’d like to see you roast
under a “hundred million suns”
or buried under rubble
a couple of thousand tons.

You’re as radio friendly as a fire;
I hope you beat each other with sticks
I hope this event transpires.

They aint any good,
prepare to recite,  
Snow patrol are fooking shite.