Cliffhangers

Having dinner with my friends,
I suddenly felt like a wolf in sheep's clothing
my mind was racing
I felt out of place
I felt guilty, for no reason at all

these people come to me for advice
yet never once did I seek counsel with any of them
they trusted me with there secrets
yet they know nothing of me
do they realize this?

feeling like the devil I excused myself

I headed to the lav to splash water on my face
I stood there pat drying my face
looking at myself
I mean really looking
looking deep

then I tilted my head a tad to the left
that's when I saw it
it was huge
just dangling there
a booger

I had a wooglet  
How had I not felt it
why didn't anyone say anything
what the fuck
I had a drip stone, a stalactite

I had a bat in the cave
some friends
perhaps they didn't notice
yeah right
I know them
a freaking nose goblin

I would rather of had something in my teeth
this is embarrassing
I get rid of the uninvited guest
then head back to the table
with a changed perspective on things

my mind kept going back to the nose boulder
I ordered a couple of shots
I down those quickly
I make small talk for a bit
but I keep going back to the bogey

I decide its time to go
thinking fuck these douche bags  
I exit, jump in my car, check my nose again
just in case  and head home
I bet they thought it was sooooo funny!

           ~~~But its snot~~~