Stoner Problems; the perils of this fabulous world

I love having ice in my bong!
...but it melts and there's too much water ;_;
My dealer
...doesn't deliver ;_;
I forgot my pipe was in my lap
...and stood up ;_;
Put tons of weed in my grinder
...grinder is stuck ;_;
Hid my weed in the spice rack
...ended up smoking oregano ;_;
My MFLB is getting delivered at 5:PM
...will be too high to try it by then ;_;
Want a pizza delivery
...4 inches of snow, I'd feel bad ;_;
Got it
...got no smoking buddy ;_;
I'm full
...but I'm hungry ;_;
The traffic light changes too fast
...for me to pack a bowl ;_;
I have to study for a final
...but I just want to eat funyuns and watch adult swim ;_;
I've got four strains of chron to choose from
...but I don't know which one to smoke first ;_;
Roll up and light a blunt
...get hiccups two minutes in ;_;
And this, ladies and gentlemen, was a small peek at a few problems you may encounter yourself along the way of lighting up, may your days be filled with being black mailed and resorting to beastiality in your elder years.  
:)