Pot snob

I truly love relaxing with a joint

always have

always will

I prefer the stinkiest stuff

sour diesel

cheese

or

blackberry kush

I consider my self a connoisseur of the best Marijuana  

I farm organically, i know my stuff

I know if the joint keeps going out

the grower did not flush long enough

I know if i see black dots

the grower had a bad case of spider mites

I know all about mold

how to get it

how not to get it

I know about ventilation

and all that jazz

so when my friend

came by to smoke

I thru his stuff in my grinder

and twisted it up

I hit it a few times

and then i heard a sound

a sound i haven't heard in ages

it was the sound of a beaner popping

I was like what the fuck

and he was like sorry,

my plant turned into a hermaphrodite

that started my gears turning in my brain

I started going through the organic process

of hermaphroditic tendencies

first there is stress in the enviroment

then you also have genetic programming

so if all it takes to turn a natural

female/male into a hermaphrodite

is to either breed hermies from bad genes

or to stress out the environment and cause

them to turn into hermaphrodites

and then if its that easy to turn a plant into a shim

would it be as easy to do to humans

like by genetically modifying there food supply

and then soy popped into my head

soy what it does to the male and female body

is when a man ingests a lot of soy

his body is like whoa i have a little bit of estrogen

i need more, so his body produces more estrogen

less testosterone

when the female ingests a lot of soy

her body is like whoa i have a lot of estrogen

it stops producing as much estrogen and makes

more testosterone

its almost like making hermies,

change the genetics

change the hormones

and boom bang

you have a female on the outside, yet a male on the inside

or a male on the outside a female on the inside

I'm no scientist

this is just a thought

just me pondering while smoking on some ganja with a friend

but think about it

think about what changing the hormones actually does

and think about if it was done slowly over time

no girls or boys

all birls or goys

whoa maybe i should stop now

I'm scaring myself







Puff, puff pass :)










 







LIKE I SAID I AM NOT A SCIENTIST THIS IS JUST A THOUGHT