LMFAO

Did you hear about Chris?

No, what happened?  

"OH, he lost his ass.  Yep, laughed it right off.  Darnedest thing!  Boom, no ass!  It just fell right off!"

"Buddy, can you spare some ass?  I lost mine in a joke."

"Please, Sir, can I have some more ass?"

I mean, what is a little ass among friends?

This gives an entirely new slant on making an ass of yourself.

I like a man with a sense of humor.
What about that guy?
No way.
Why do you say that?
Do you see the ass on that?  Obviously, he has never laughed his ass off.

I'm gunna kick your ass!
Why, you not so good at telling jokes?

IALMFAO!!!!!
What do you do with that spare ass you have that doesn't do anal?

Wait for it to sink in………….and
LMFAO!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
Oh….had to exlain it, huh?

I know a girl that is not going to pick you.

runningturtle87