Facebook rage. Sad but true story.

If I receive one more farmiville request, I'm going to shoot myself.
If I see one more duck face, I will put a bullet in their brain, and that can't be good for your health.
If I see one more whiney status,
I'm going to leave my computer in the trash can.
If I see one more skinny bitch posting a picture in a bikini, complaining that she's fat,
And one more fat bitch posting pictures in a bikini saying she's all that,
I will slaughter the internet.
Yes, you read correctly, slaughter the internet.
There's a certain point of denial, where you have to break down and reply to some moron,
who's not even trolling, they're just a moron,
I end up caps locking their ass,
and then get set up for a joke about that.
But I am going to flip if I get another friend request from someone who doesn't even know me,
They just looked on the suggestions and added me.
What has society come to, where I can no longer just sit back, and enjoy a facebook argument, like a civil citizen,
but I have to every now and then, say something to in rage them,
just so they don't do the joy kill "take it to the inbox"
Don't they know other people want to watch?
Stupidity among internet users is one of the most entertaining things to witness!
But now all I get is pop up ads about crappy music and fitness!
I just want to get back to why it was made in the first place,
to see how fat our ex's got, and to see the person we're stalking's new place.
We all do it.
So don't deny it.
But I can ignore duck face and morons,
but I'm serious, one more farmville request and I'm shoving internet into oblivion.