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Shrink-Speak Notes (II)
Since our last session
you tell me you have slept with
twenty six men
and two
women
Although these numbers
which you do stress are approximate
represent a slight decrease in figures
compared to the previous corresponding period
However
I would rather we focus
on those
three days
during which you almost had
no sex at all
You say that on those occasions
you felt you were too exhausted
to offer yourself
to prospective partners
and could only manage to masturbate briefly
albeit with inferior and unsatisfying results
Some relief was obtained however
whilst hanging from an open window
availing yourself of pornographic material
and talking simultaneously
via a commercially operated
sexually explicit phone line
which if I may say so
is a combination of activities
requiring a somewhat remarkable
degree of dexterity and athleticism in itself
Previously you stated
that without sex
you thought life was not worth living
and believed it was the only way
you could feel alive
yet you did not consider
yourself to be a sexaholic
You thought you were rather
a person with exaggerated appetites
which you nonetheless admit
could tend to interfere somewhat frequently
with aspects of a normal life
It is precisely the belief
that for you
abstinence from sex
is akin to a form of death
which together we shall seek to challenge
and ultimately overcome
But let us be honest
with a body like yours
I'd wanna hubba-hubba 24/7
Now please put it away
because I'm afraid our time
is not the only thing that's up...
I'll see you next week.
you tell me you have slept with
twenty six men
and two
women
Although these numbers
which you do stress are approximate
represent a slight decrease in figures
compared to the previous corresponding period
However
I would rather we focus
on those
three days
during which you almost had
no sex at all
You say that on those occasions
you felt you were too exhausted
to offer yourself
to prospective partners
and could only manage to masturbate briefly
albeit with inferior and unsatisfying results
Some relief was obtained however
whilst hanging from an open window
availing yourself of pornographic material
and talking simultaneously
via a commercially operated
sexually explicit phone line
which if I may say so
is a combination of activities
requiring a somewhat remarkable
degree of dexterity and athleticism in itself
Previously you stated
that without sex
you thought life was not worth living
and believed it was the only way
you could feel alive
yet you did not consider
yourself to be a sexaholic
You thought you were rather
a person with exaggerated appetites
which you nonetheless admit
could tend to interfere somewhat frequently
with aspects of a normal life
It is precisely the belief
that for you
abstinence from sex
is akin to a form of death
which together we shall seek to challenge
and ultimately overcome
But let us be honest
with a body like yours
I'd wanna hubba-hubba 24/7
Now please put it away
because I'm afraid our time
is not the only thing that's up...
I'll see you next week.
Published 24th Mar 2010
| Edited 15th Jul 2012
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24th Mar 2010 4:42pm
is not the only thing that's up"
Haha, you're brilliant!
Liked this piece, full of crude images but not too explicit. Humorous and well-written.
Haha, you're brilliant!
Liked this piece, full of crude images but not too explicit. Humorous and well-written.
24th Mar 2010 5:59pm
I'm glad this made you smile, humour is sometimes the best medicine for all ills. Thanks for your kind words, Arryn.
Anonymous
24th Mar 2010 8:16pm
this poem reminds me for some reason of the famous saying: "The Templar asked Rebecca to be his mistress. The brave girl reclined to do so." Don't ask me why... Witty and clever.
24th Mar 2010 9:20pm
Not sure if Ivanhoe would be much use in a quickie situation, Jack - all that armour dampens the ardour, so by the time he'd removed it the passion of the moment might be dead. Appreciate your interesting comment.
