deepundergroundpoetry.com
Netherwoods (Ch2)
Chapter II
I
They were ten foot poles, used
to frame the kitty shelter in the
bamboo, I know this because I
cut one directly in half, attaching
a mending plate to make fifteen
foot beams for a greenhouse roof,
greenhouse which is becoming
an Earth ship.
The poles, or, oak posts, came off
pallets from a steel company.
I didn’t know how I was going
to do the roof.
Perusing facebook marketplace,
which I had just started doing,
looking for materials I might
repurpose, I saw the listing for
the pallets, big ass palllets, the
kind you never see.
I couldn’t get out there for a week.
Which would be surprising if
they were still there, people being
vultures and such.
When I did was crisp and cool,
clear sky, full moon…
Lotta stars.
II
Picking up pallets is such a
thrill because it gives you the
feeling of: Taking.
The pictures didn’t do them
justice.
They were hefty sons of bitches.
Ten feet long, made of oak,
designed for steal.
One pallet, having a mark where
someone tried to take it apart,
like a flesh wound on a dragon.
I stepped out, legs feeling fresh
and strong, walking along.
Tried to pick one up, was a
heavyweight on the wrestling
team.
III
I think, to a degree, prison
sharpened or generated a
special, instantaneous critical
thinking.
Pretty much everyone in there
has it.
Perhaps from having to be
able to critically analyze the
chaos, a very anomalous
non civilizational sort of
chaos, if you wanted to stay
alive.
So instantly I knew what
had to be done:
Go get uncle 20.
IV
Uncle 20, as coined by
a fellow I worked with
as a youth, is a 20 lb
sledge hammer.
I thought of first learning
to swing the thing, like
a child soldier with an AK.
A crew of cons and crooks.
Once back with uncle 20,
I gorilla’d one and laid
it flat, taking a swing at
one of the three oak beams
strongly fastened to
wood slats.
Each swing had to be with
the right momentum and
right on the kisser. I felt
like Thor with his hammer.
It took many swings but
it came apart clean, the beams
fully in tact, as well as nice
thick slats of a higher quality
than most pre fab wood fences.
The next one, I dragged off
the pile, one side at a time, a
very daunting operation. Once
off the pile I picked it up
sideways, standing at the middle
hoisting the fucker up like a
Judo foist.
Laid it against the pile, standing
upright, in order to use gravity.
Only three full strength swings per
beam necessary.
Side – Middle – Side.
Three ten foot oak posts in nine
swings.
Less than sixty seconds.
Fuck you pallet. I’m Cipher_O.
You fucking with me – You
fucking with the best.
It was like cracking a code.
Cipher: Code & Key.
I took apart fifty pallets that evening.
Exhaled breath an icy chill in
the night, shirt off, frosty full moon
breeze upon skin, ephemeral
clouds, drifting…
The door to the factory opened,
out coming a hilo driver, looking
at me in amazement, wanting to
see the being who did that.
I don’t think a crew of dudes
coulda done that.
Or…
Known how to do it.
I ended up with one hundred
fifty posts, each of a quality
they don’t sell, but could be
roughly estimated to be
worth twenty dollars per post
would be three thousand
dollars worth of posts.
I only needed eighteen for
the greenhouse roof, which I
did as a lean to.
A shit storm hit last fall and
I couldn’t get the cob
rocket stove built, thus the
roof would be tested by a
high volume snowstorm
Michigan weather.
It held up!
Ten foot oak posts connected
to a five foot extension with
a mending plate which I used
a claw hammer to connect,
where most people use hydraulic
press.
It held up.
So I have ten greenhouse roofs.
Ahahahaha.
V
There is something so empowering
to be able to build your own
things.
Everything is connected and now
I am working on building a poetry
website.
In the same way as the pallets, not knowing
how the hell that’s gonnna work,
just knowing that I must do it.
I acquired some software and hardware.
Which will help tremendously to see
my vision come to life.
Just learning of the features I was getting
ideas.
I am thinking of doing a membership
site structure, predominately free, however,
with limited access areas.
A velvet rope area.
A black velvet rope.
I see the image of a beautiful lady
coming out of a shadow, wrists
tied in black rope with index
finger upon lips.
Shhh…
Behind The Rope I see maybe
more deeper, serious explorations
of the taboo and beyond.
I was thinking each member
could have an individual capacity
to have limited access art.
Where people could pay em
to indulge.
I, myself, plan to write far out
stories, quirky stories, kinky
stories,scary stories, fucked up
stories, love stories, hood books…
Also we could have online
courses.
That would be fuckin bad ass..!
Like classes on stuff that there
are no classes on….
Any member from this site
who joins, as their old username
and avatar shall receive:
The Cipheric Medal of Honor.
(I can make badges..!:)))
***
Cipher
Stories
***
I
They were ten foot poles, used
to frame the kitty shelter in the
bamboo, I know this because I
cut one directly in half, attaching
a mending plate to make fifteen
foot beams for a greenhouse roof,
greenhouse which is becoming
an Earth ship.
The poles, or, oak posts, came off
pallets from a steel company.
I didn’t know how I was going
to do the roof.
Perusing facebook marketplace,
which I had just started doing,
looking for materials I might
repurpose, I saw the listing for
the pallets, big ass palllets, the
kind you never see.
I couldn’t get out there for a week.
Which would be surprising if
they were still there, people being
vultures and such.
When I did was crisp and cool,
clear sky, full moon…
Lotta stars.
II
Picking up pallets is such a
thrill because it gives you the
feeling of: Taking.
The pictures didn’t do them
justice.
They were hefty sons of bitches.
Ten feet long, made of oak,
designed for steal.
One pallet, having a mark where
someone tried to take it apart,
like a flesh wound on a dragon.
I stepped out, legs feeling fresh
and strong, walking along.
Tried to pick one up, was a
heavyweight on the wrestling
team.
III
I think, to a degree, prison
sharpened or generated a
special, instantaneous critical
thinking.
Pretty much everyone in there
has it.
Perhaps from having to be
able to critically analyze the
chaos, a very anomalous
non civilizational sort of
chaos, if you wanted to stay
alive.
So instantly I knew what
had to be done:
Go get uncle 20.
IV
Uncle 20, as coined by
a fellow I worked with
as a youth, is a 20 lb
sledge hammer.
I thought of first learning
to swing the thing, like
a child soldier with an AK.
A crew of cons and crooks.
Once back with uncle 20,
I gorilla’d one and laid
it flat, taking a swing at
one of the three oak beams
strongly fastened to
wood slats.
Each swing had to be with
the right momentum and
right on the kisser. I felt
like Thor with his hammer.
It took many swings but
it came apart clean, the beams
fully in tact, as well as nice
thick slats of a higher quality
than most pre fab wood fences.
The next one, I dragged off
the pile, one side at a time, a
very daunting operation. Once
off the pile I picked it up
sideways, standing at the middle
hoisting the fucker up like a
Judo foist.
Laid it against the pile, standing
upright, in order to use gravity.
Only three full strength swings per
beam necessary.
Side – Middle – Side.
Three ten foot oak posts in nine
swings.
Less than sixty seconds.
Fuck you pallet. I’m Cipher_O.
You fucking with me – You
fucking with the best.
It was like cracking a code.
Cipher: Code & Key.
I took apart fifty pallets that evening.
Exhaled breath an icy chill in
the night, shirt off, frosty full moon
breeze upon skin, ephemeral
clouds, drifting…
The door to the factory opened,
out coming a hilo driver, looking
at me in amazement, wanting to
see the being who did that.
I don’t think a crew of dudes
coulda done that.
Or…
Known how to do it.
I ended up with one hundred
fifty posts, each of a quality
they don’t sell, but could be
roughly estimated to be
worth twenty dollars per post
would be three thousand
dollars worth of posts.
I only needed eighteen for
the greenhouse roof, which I
did as a lean to.
A shit storm hit last fall and
I couldn’t get the cob
rocket stove built, thus the
roof would be tested by a
high volume snowstorm
Michigan weather.
It held up!
Ten foot oak posts connected
to a five foot extension with
a mending plate which I used
a claw hammer to connect,
where most people use hydraulic
press.
It held up.
So I have ten greenhouse roofs.
Ahahahaha.
V
There is something so empowering
to be able to build your own
things.
Everything is connected and now
I am working on building a poetry
website.
In the same way as the pallets, not knowing
how the hell that’s gonnna work,
just knowing that I must do it.
I acquired some software and hardware.
Which will help tremendously to see
my vision come to life.
Just learning of the features I was getting
ideas.
I am thinking of doing a membership
site structure, predominately free, however,
with limited access areas.
A velvet rope area.
A black velvet rope.
I see the image of a beautiful lady
coming out of a shadow, wrists
tied in black rope with index
finger upon lips.
Shhh…
Behind The Rope I see maybe
more deeper, serious explorations
of the taboo and beyond.
I was thinking each member
could have an individual capacity
to have limited access art.
Where people could pay em
to indulge.
I, myself, plan to write far out
stories, quirky stories, kinky
stories,scary stories, fucked up
stories, love stories, hood books…
Also we could have online
courses.
That would be fuckin bad ass..!
Like classes on stuff that there
are no classes on….
Any member from this site
who joins, as their old username
and avatar shall receive:
The Cipheric Medal of Honor.
(I can make badges..!:)))
***
Cipher
Stories
***
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 0
reading list entries 0
comments 0
reads 37
Commenting Preference:
The author encourages honest critique.