Not N Your Library Series II (Do You Smell Somethin)

      “Did something crawl up in him and died?
That is what his family thought while traveling in that shit smelling ride,
      “Could it be those White Castle sliders or that burrito from Taco Bell
That is giving his ass cheeks pure hell,

      “The windows did not come down because they were broke
And being immune to his own shit all the rest can do was choke,
      “The air conditioner in the raggedy motherfucka did not function
Causing his wife to have flashbacks of the other night when they were fuckin,
      
      “The room had to be aired out and the sheets changed
The sexual funk he produced was cesspool insane,
      “She had to soak in the tub for over an hour
And right afterwards mega douche that pussy in the shower,  

      “Cough, sniffle and gag
Each mile traveled was making his family mad,
      “His son asked his daddy ‘could you stop cutting the cheese?’
While his wife pleaded ‘for the children’s sake please!’

      “His daughter did not speak-to traumatized to say a word
Just looked out the window, jealous of the fresh air breathed by a flying bird,
      “The dad told them they were all acting like a drama queen
That made his son cry and his wife scream,

      “She suggested everyone switch their seating place
Everything was ok until his wife climbing over and put her ass in his face,
      “Wearing a dress with no panties she gave him a wet kiss
Instantly the right side of his face was drenched with musty piss,

      “The children yelled with laughter singing ‘daddy got a yellow bath’
Towards his wife he growled ‘bitch when we get there it’s your ass!’
      “You want some ass’ she stuck a finger in her rectum and scraped out some shit
Reaching over she wiped it across his stained teeth and quivering lip,

      “Yeah motherfucka breathe all that freshness in’
Looking at his wife and kids he farted so hard it caused fear and made him grin,
      “You ungrateful motherfuckas want some air then it’s on’
Instantly he swerved the car into another lane and hit a semi-truck head on”.