Wouldn't you do the same thing?

If I was going to do it, I would do it right
I would take some guys wife and kids
Do the whole torture and mutilation thing
Kind of like the film "Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer"
You know what I mean
Really party down with them and then the real fun begins
They'd be in for some wild sex and humiliation
Throw in some agony and mayhem
And then they'll be wishing for death
And I'm the guy who will grant their wishes
While this is happening
I'll be documenting the whole thing
I would have the sex, the torture and death all on film
After that scene, maybe I'll add some bonus footage of my ugly wife and I getting it on
She loves anal and deep penetration with anything lying around the house
Something to think about, I'm not sure when though
I want to make sure there's high quality audio with this documentary
Not like these "snuff" films people produce
There always horrible in sound and the picture is all grainy
Once the filming is over, I'll send some packages containing their body parts to their family
Maybe even some parts to their place of business
With that, I'll have some cassette tapes with audio bits containing their shrieks and cries enclosed in each box
Boy will that trip their family out
The heads though I'm going to preserve
I'd like to maybe add them to some mannequin bodies I have in my closet
No skeletons hiding in this closet
There hiding down in my basement though
Hung neatly and in excellent condition
I have men, woman and children mannequins
The whole family
The next birthday party I have at my house, I'm going to prop them on the porch
I'll have them sitting comfortably in their wheel chairs
New clothes, new shoes
They'll look very presentable and smell good
They'll meet and greet all of my friends and family
Once everyone arrives, I'll wheel them in so they can join in on the festivities
Why not?
I want to get the most out of my new family members
There presence means everything
Wouldn't you do the same thing?