007 Heaven!

I will take you out tonight, baby.
I will look my best, just like James Bond -
007 heaven...
 
I want heads to turn,
Curiosity to surround us,
Envious men, jealous women -
Wondering what we might get up to,
My loaded gun;
Knowing it's you I end up fucking,
And not them...
Later... much later at the hotel!
 
I will protect you, flirt -
Give you what you need!
Can't say too much right now,
Cos I'm on a secret mission...
To seduce you.
You'll be surprised by my spontaneity,
Amazed, not only at my stiff rod!
 
We'll ride the city's backsides,
Like Iggy Pop,
Sip dry Martinis until we throw up,
Then grab a greasy kebab!
But that's for day two.
 
Let's enjoy tonight first, baby,
Cos I'm taking you to double '0' heaven...
If it's the last thing I ever fucking do! 🤣