Have I Ever Tried Anal?

Well, I have licked around the edges. Does that count? I couldn’t help it I tell you!  
She was fresh from a shower and looking so sexy, soft, and smooth.  
I laid a pillow on the bed and asked her to lay down for me with the pillow under her stomach.  
“What?” she smiled, knowing I had a dirty plan she would like.  
She did as I asked and I crawled between her legs, spreading them wider the closer I approached her sexy buns.  
Her raised ass in front of me looked stunning, her pussy hanging so deliciously for me to pleasure.  
I squirted a little lubricant on my middle finger and ever so gently parted her pussy lips then touched the tip of her clit with my drenched fingertip.  
Ever so slowly and gently my finger began gliding back and forth over her clit.  
“Ooooh my,” she moaned, “That feels sooo nice! Such a yummy tease!”  
“Of good things to cum?” I mocked a laugh.  
My finger slid up and into her pussy to lube it up, but she was already wet with anticipation. And yes, there was more to come for sure!  
Then I realized, there it is – looking right at me! I started kissing her ass cheeks, one side then the other, roaming closer and closer with my lips and tongue to the center of her crack.  
I grazed my finger over the outside of her wet pussy again and again, then spread her lips and slid my finger back and forth across her hard clit, licking and teasing her crack with my tongue.  
She lifted her ass more moaning with delight, gasping now and then from what she didn’t know she would like until now. Then down her hips pushed on my finger wanting more pressure there. Back and forth I know her mind went, tormented with pleasure as I smiled happily – my cock getting harder and harder.  
Every sound and movement she made told me exactly what I needed to do.  
I made little circles around her clean tight asshole with my tongue, rimming the edges to tease her with pleasure as my finger rubbed across her clit.  
She panted and gasped, grunted and groaned – going crazy with pleasure.  
She grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them wider, raising her hips at the same time wanting more.  
I rubbed my finger harder and faster across her clit, harder and faster, back, and forth, licking around and around the edges of her rim – ever so close to entry.  
I could tell I was driving her crazy with confused lust. Her legs were shaking as she tried lifting her ass higher into my face, then down onto my finger for more pressure on her clit.  
She suddenly reached her hands above her and grabbed fists-full of quilt as she gasped for air.  
She was so close to cuming so hard!  
I flicked my tongue back and forth over her puckered asshole and drove my thumb deep into her wet pussy. My thumb rubbed over her G-spot as my finger glided back and forth over her clit.  
Into my face she pushed her hips, then down on my hand as her hips quivered out of control.  
Her whole body suddenly shuttered in an explosive orgasm, She screamed out in shock from the intensity, shooting cum all over my hand and wrist.  
Her hips were still quivering as she gasped and squirted again and again. I kept rubbing and licking, rubbing, and licking. Wave after intense wave crashed over her.  
I looked up and saw her face buried in the bed, muffled moans and grunts still coming from her as I slowed.  
I kissed her sweet ass cheeks everywhere, sucking and biting as my hard cock throbbed for the want of her. It was my turn now.  
She finally caught her breath and gasped, shaking her head, “Wow that was intense – so bloody intense!”  
She leaned back on her knees and looked at me smiling, “Fuck me good, you bad ass man!”  
That was all she needed to say!  
She pulled my cock up between her spread legs and held it against her sensitive drenched clit.  
I slid my rock-hard cock back and forth over her, back and forth to get nice and lubed up.  
“God I love that!” she gasped and jerked, then pushed me down to her pussy hole and I slide into her nice and slow, all of me all at once, listening to her squeal and moan with pleasure.  
I reached a hand around her and slid my finger up and down her clit as I drove deep into her again and again.  
My other hand grabbed a beautiful breast, rolling her nipple between my fingertips. I palmed across both of her breasts and nice hard nips, back and forth over each one, squeezing and playing.  
I pumped hard and deep, rubbing her clit and tits, faster and faster as she slammed against me.  
She came again as I shot a load deep inside her, squirting her wet cum and mine backwards all over my balls as we both moaned and gasped. I was drenched with lustful juices.  
But no, to answer your question. My cock has never entered that exit.