Storytime! Shut up and Listen!

Schadenfreude Scheherazade      
once liked to torment flies,      
then grew to tease from men a wad      
with lips and coquette eyes.      
     
For one thousand and one nights through      
she kept her Sultan drained      
each time his ardor rose anew,      
until one night it sprained.      
     
And thus the Sultan lost his mind        
from all the head she gave,      
with a twisting tongue she assigned      
to make him her sex slave.      
     
In rage he threatened virgin heads      
once nightly to be lopped,      
a waste, of course, of sweet co-eds      
unless the curse was stopped.      
     
And so, Scheherazade explained,      
that he must sit and wait,      
until she had his cock retrained...      
to see his rage abate.