But…But…But the Price of Eggs!

The new age gestapo, they are being led by an old capo
They’re coldblooded and merciless like they got ICE in their veins
But these cruel G-men are going after little children
Setting up traps to see which parents are willing to be put in chains

All the while the richest smiles and signs sieg heil
Catching even more breaks as he laughs all the way to the bank
Do they not see that this Nazi is kissing diplomatic ass?
But these heteros have mouths full of wieners claiming to be frank

Now local militias are planning to go on their missions
Hunting down those who are different or don’t look like them
All because in their bigotry they’ve lost their humanity
I guess we’re condemned to repeat history again and again

If ignorance is bliss and this liquid gold they drink is really just piss
Then the idea of this presidential diarrhea won’t taste very good
Because the masses who acted like jackasses will be surprised
When what they chose takes away their wellbeing and livelihood

So without a tube of lube or Vaseline they will take one for the team
Fucked by a government who puts a nasty strap-on and then pegs
Whether they like it or not you get you asked for and then get got
Bleeding out the ass while being kicked repeatedly between the legs

But...but…but the price of eggs!