A Beautiful Damsel In Ganondorf's Castle

I'm modern day Zelda, stuck here in Ganondorf's castle. Hell's Hotel.

While I'm strong, I can't always fight.

I don't know if I'll save myself or Link will save me first.

I'm Zelda, lying in a castle so vast.

It's become my only world, but it is my deepest hope that my story will be published. That I will make money. That I will get out.

And I will find love from Link.

The only Link I ever knew.