You aren't getting aroused?

Is it me?  Am I the reason...
you aren't getting aroused?
Do you want me to talk dirty?
 
Am I talking too much?
Do you want to kiss awhile?
How about cuddling?
 
What do you think about...
...with other women?
Of course I won't get mad!
 
Just lay back.  I'll handle it.
Yes...it.  Maybe if I kiss it?
I know "it" isn't it's name.
 
Does he have a name?
Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh...
you named it...Peabody?
 
Ok, tell me or don't...it's
just kinda an odd name.
Oh, Mr. Peabody!!!
 
Like the cartoon?  No...
not like the cartoon?
You never heard of...
 
Sherman and Mr. Peabody?
What are you, twenty?
YOU'RE ONLY TWENTY TWO?!
 
But, I...uh...I thought you...
were around my age?
HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?
 
Whoa...way off!  Now I'm
afraid to tell you!  Why don't I
just suck you for awhile?
 
Alright...I just turned fifty!
Seriously!  If I were gonna lie...
I would have just agreed...
 
when you thought I was thirty!
When did you shave your head?
No!  I really thought you did!
 
So...when did you go bald?
Yikes!  But it looks good on you!
I did bring you back here to fuck!
 
So, can I suck you?  I'm good at it!
What do you mean by that?
I'm fifty.  I'm not telling body count.
 
Now, I know your lying!  I can't be...
your first!!!  No...you can't be...
a fucking virgin!!!  No way!!!
 
Ok, now that we've compared ID's...
you know I'm really fifty and you...
are almost twenty two...close enough!
 
You do whack off, right? Uh...I can show
you how!  I bet if I touch Mr. Peabody...
he'll like it!  Come on, baby...
 
If you FUCKING SCREAM...
STRANGER DANGER AGAIN...
I'll have to hurt you!!!
 
Get dressed and get out!  This is...
NOT GOING TO WORK OUT!
No! I will not still show you...
 
how to whack off!  Mr. Peabody is
fucking dead - have a funeral!!!
GET OUT BEFORE I CALL YOUR MOM!
 
No...I wouldn't really call your mom.
Don't cry!  Hey look!  Peabody is awake!
Let me...nevermind...you're done!
 
Yep!  That was sex.  All 5 seconds!