Vibe Check

Will you pass the vibe check?  
Are you the Blue Moon song—classic yet distinct.  
Remember, I like plants, not flowers.  
I’ll connect to you on a deeper plane, more than anyone has.  
Two planets circling, locked in orbit.  
 
Slide close to me, and I'll slide to you.  
Don’t forget to open my door when I step out of the car;  
I love a man who proves chivalry isn’t dead.  
I want a teacher and a student.  
I’ll show you my darkness  
If you reveal what truly haunts you.  
 
Forever dancing, side by side,  
Traveling partners, in sync, aligned.  
As long as you don't care that I watch anime, you’ll stay cool to me.  
Know I don’t really talk to my family—  
I’ve mastered being alone. My children  
will always come first. You read one book and I'll read two.
I’ll be the heart if you’re the beat,  
Never a saint, but I’ll try my best.  
 
Be goofy—always ready to play.  
I’ll be your best friend if my secrets stay safe.  
But understand, words like "stupid" that will put me on put me on edge—  
Tread lightly with care.  
Love me fully, and I’ll love you whole.  
Let’s leave this reality for endless light.  
 
Let’s smoke weed, trip on shrooms,  
Helping each other uncover our truth.  
Stare at the stars; chase me upstairs.  
Never stop being silly,  
Never stop inventing jokes.  
 
Stay with me; I’ll stay with you,  
Always true.  
Be strong, but still remember  
You got to pass the vibe check.