Tasty Dick Drops at Fia's Oral Shop

Walking into a small cozy store that is very deceiving to the eye. Walking to the woman at the counter.

“Hello, is Fia here?’

She nodded and called out, “Auntie, come to the front. Someone’s asking for you.”

Fia walks out with her hair tied up and a pink scarf around her head.

“Hey, how are you? Come to the back. I am working on an order.”

She had the same smile she always wore.

“I haven’t seen you much since you opened your shop.”

“Who knew that Fiaberry ChapStick would take off.”

“Yeah, I heard.”

“It became so popular that I had created different flavors due to the fact that people had different taste palettes.”

“Really?”

“Yes, I cannot keep the original Fiaberry on the shelf. Then there is Pineapple pop, a Tropical tongue twister. That one is sweet and tart.”

My eyes showed surprise at how far she had come from the bathroom incident.

“Well, I am here as a representative of Dragon Den. We want you on the show.”

She looked happy and sick at once.

“Do you accept?”

Is Fia turning green?

“I have time to answer, right?”

“Yes of course.” I turned and picked up what looked like an eye dropper.

“Your eyes alright?”

She started laughing.

"Yes, that is a prototype. It’s called Tasty Dick Drops"

“Whaaaa?”

"Yes, when he is about to shoot, it will turn the flavor to tequila or sweet and savory. Still experimenting on flavors."

I had to sit down

“You see, You take a parchment paper and drop some on it. It hardened into a flat circle, you put it under the tongue, and when he is close, you take your tongue and put it on the underside near the slit, and when he shoots, a chemical reaction and well tastiness happens.”

I picked up the dropper and smelled it. Nothing

“You will smell nothing. It has to be activated with mouth and dick secretions.”
Have you tried this out?

“Yes, and I have one more round of tasting in an hour.”

"Fia! You're very ….. vibrant in the sexual arena"

She smiled as if she was proud of the fact.

"I have to go. Call and give me an answer soon."

Fia gave me a hug and whispered, “I seen you palm the dropper. Careful one drop of TDD he may fall in love with your oral skills.”

I pulled away, embarrassed that she had seen that. She did not make a big deal about it.

“Oh, I expect twenty-five dollars on your way out for the dropper.”