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10 Things you can do with his or her remains
1) Feed the homeless
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world. They won't know, and they'll be eating your loved ones or whoever. Get rid of the evidence for good.
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world. They won't know, and they'll be eating your loved ones or whoever. Get rid of the evidence for good.
Published 29th Dec 2024
Author's Note
Everyone has a different enemy in their mind. Choose who you may want to eliminate out of your life. My list above is to give you some ideas on what to do with their remains. It can be a boyfriend, girlfriend, two-faced friends, parents, politicians, billionaires, corporate executives, rapists, husband, wife, your kids, your grandparents, priests etc...
Have fun with this!
Have fun with this!
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29th Dec 2024 3:01pm
That was great Hannibal! I like your non-chalance about
sick things. No one does that better than you.
sick things. No one does that better than you.
HA! Thanks Debbie. Now, would you like to come over, I have a lot of dead relatives I need to consume!
29th Dec 2024 3:38pm
29th Dec 2024 4:06pm
29th Dec 2024 6:10pm
Delightfully twisted. You write the way Alice Cooper performs. Or maybe Marilyn Manson.
29th Dec 2024 6:43pm
HAHA! Or maybe GWAR. Check out this metal band from Richmond VA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR-9vd6t9nU
Thanks Pinkdreams. You rock!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR-9vd6t9nU
Thanks Pinkdreams. You rock!
30th Dec 2024 5:03am
Feed them to the pigs. They do all the work. Although there is something they won't eat. Can't remember for sure, I think it was teeth. Anyways, I've heard it's effective. I wouldn't know personally. Powerful write, Keith. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
30th Dec 2024 11:45am
HA! Pigs the animal or the cops? I can see the cops eating these remains as well.
Thanks my friend for the awesome feedback!
Thanks my friend for the awesome feedback!
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