Not on Christmas Eve...

Not gonna shave my head...
...but not gonna lie in bed...
going to church instead...
of doing you!!!

Praying to God so loud!
My head is saintly bowed!
Shouting it oh so loud...
I'm not sucking it!

Christmas is almost...here!
My morals you can't steer!
Have yourself another beer!
That's all your gonna get!

Tomorrow's another day!
Then maybe you'll get your way!
If I come back to stay...
...with your sorry ass!

Merry Christmas Eve...
...go masturbate loser!