Is This Thing On?

You have to be patient in love how about you just love yourself first new diets based on blood type death to the 1% there are drones no one cares rent is too high this is not sustainable the planet is going to boil us alive like frogs in a pot and we kind of deserve it there’s a convicted felon in the White House I guess it’s true that there are aliens but do they need work visas swipe left swipe right polyamorous still figuring things out intimacy with no commitment unicorn hunters getting paid biweekly is ass no one can see me why doesn’t anyone fucking see me there is metal in tampons we are funding a genocide in plain view I can’t order and read enough books ADHD they are charging elderly $600 dollars for a prescription and there is nothing anyone can fucking do it about it 7 tricks to make him obsessed with you 5 ways to mush all the parts of your heart together after someone put it in a food processor 3 ways to hide your daddy issues please God don’t let them notice my daddy issues I’m scared love just means settling I’m scared that I will never be satisfied I’m scared that means I am incapable of love there are parallel universes in which I am dead and my mother and father are alive I grind my teeth in my sleep I wake up at 3 or 4 am with my heart racing out of my chest Zodiac sign placements that mean the guy you’re seeing is totally fucked as a person class war gender war white supremacy wears pristine polo shirts I don’t understand why rich people dress so boring you’re not running out of time just be patient but we are all always running out of time World War 3 here is a sponsored ad about shit you need when all hope is lost cancel amazon subscription ask friend about credit take 3 different antidepressants

How about you just shoot me in the fucking head