Royal warrants scattered like confetti and rather honestly actually, about as useful really!

   
By Stanley Collymore    
   
Royal warrants aren't recognized    
worldwide as anything literally    
significant except in the UK.    
So why would anyone, who is not a UK    
resident or a monarchical sycophant    
be so impressed, by them? Because    
someone was literally employed, by    
a really laughably, so-caled royal, in    
their chosen profession? And, thus,    
are more likely really to specifically    
financially, support these allegedly    
stated monarchs and their familial    
kin in situ, undeniably distinctly so    
as a natural consequence really of    
their birth; and simply with bugger    
all respectively really to effectively    
do with their acquisition or clearly    
more likely lack of ability. Then as    
such quite asininely believe that a    
formal letter most undoubtedly of    
their recommendation discernibly    
from their irrefutably monarchical    
superiors and gleeful acceptance    
by themselves as a patent is very      
infinitely far more important than    
what other people and even their    
obviously, loyal customers think!    
   
(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
19 December 2024.    
   
   
Author's Remarks:    
And such people are supposed to be actually living in a modern, technological Century, yet gleefully behave as though they're ensconced in a feudal era!    
   
How nice if you're intellectually challenged to be flippantly and condescendingly patronized by your perceived birth superiors!