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Cannibalism
Cannibalism...
Don't try this at home!
Especially if there is...
questionable hygiene...
and don't eat Uncle Mark!
But when you do cook...
always wash the fowl and foul!
Make enough of everyone...
Uncle Mark loves leftovers!
Mom won't be eating tonight...
she's just so stuffed!
I'll tell you why - after dinner!
Don't try this at home!
Especially if there is...
questionable hygiene...
and don't eat Uncle Mark!
But when you do cook...
always wash the fowl and foul!
Make enough of everyone...
Uncle Mark loves leftovers!
Mom won't be eating tonight...
she's just so stuffed!
I'll tell you why - after dinner!
Published 12th Dec 2024
Author's Note
Yes, I have an Uncle Mark. He would always arrive on holidays and go to the wringer washer and grab the cover for his dinner platter.
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3rd Jan 2025 1:09pm
I also had an Uncle Mark. That prick is dead. Good riddance. Great poem!
3rd Jan 2025 8:01pm
Mine was always telling people he was hit by lightning when he fell down drunk.
