Little Whiskers(Big Balls)

Little whiskers with big balls

Scurries round and leaves his sign
Let’s me know he is hanging round
Feel some affection for little one but
Can’t have him shittin and pissin
In my less than humble abode

Tiny man struttin all over
Even up on the bathtub
Just one kernel
To let me know that he knows

He’s a little man with some big balls
I set the trap but he dances around
He seems to sense what it’s all about
Tiny guy with twitching whiskers
Struts all around

Almost want to name him and
Let him make me his pet
Thought I had upper hand
But little whiskers laughs
And disappears

Did you ever want to get rid of something
But not really
See little man with big balls
Want him to get away