ADVENTURES OF A COCK

I
was standing
in front of a urinal
in a Vegas hotel
emptying an evening
of drinks.
The man next to me
kept obviously starting
at my manhood.
OUT
of the blue he said,
"That's a beautiful and
big cock you've got there."
I had heard such comments before
and ignored them.
Then the intruder said, "Let's
go to my room and I'll give
you a hundred dollar if you'll
let be suck you off."
Controlling and impulse of anger
I smiled and replied, "Make that
a thousand and we have a deal."
Shocked but smiling he replied
will you take a thousand  in chips?"
I smiled and tucked in my jewel
and as I was walking away he said,
"Okay, I'll make it thousand in cash."
Such are the adventures of a big cock.