Mrs.Claus Is Upset With Santa, Since He Only Comes Once a Year

Just hear those lay bells jingling  
Ring-ting-tingling too  
Come on, it's lovely weather  
For a lay together with you  
   
Outside the hoes are callin  
They’ll be no blue ballin, "Yoo hoo"  
Come on, it's lovely weather  
For a lay ride together with you  
   
Get it up, get it up, get it up  
Let's go, let's look at the show  
We're riding in a wastedland of snow  
   
Got it up, got it up, got it up  
It's grand, hold it in your hand  
We're riding along with a song  
Of a wintry wasted land  
   
   
Her cheeks are nice and rosy  
When she’s givin blowsys to me  
We're getting fucked up together  
Like your mom in leather will be  
   
Let liquor flow before us  
Come on and pour us a brew  
You know, it's lovely weather  
For a lay ride together with you  
   
Got it up, got it up, got it up  
It's grand, hold it in your hand  
We're riding along with a song  
Of a winter wasted land  
   
Just hear those lay bells jingling  
Ring-ting-tingling tee  
Come on, it's lovely weather  
To get stuffed like a turkey by me