Princess Alia Coming Through

She's coming this way to her throne in Hollyweird. All the pop stars gawk and gaze upon her. She’s darker than Billie Eyelash. Just the right amount of dark to not turn into a serial killer, to be admired and forever loved.

All those who didn’t love her are in awe and in jealousy. How this queen could do it without them.

Well, she’s here, and she’s rocking it.

She smiles secretly under her long, black hair. Her secret words to Josh.

“Your turn to start begging, bitch.”