Mouse in my attic

 
I have a mouse living in my attic
She crawled all night making static

Got someone who is a mice terminatic
He said “you have two lovers living in your attic”

Now that is definitely very problematic
Although he didn’t sound very dramatic

I also don’t want to be melodramatic
But they shouldn’t be living in my attic

“They should die” and I wasn’t very diplomatic
I’m also a guy who is not very romantic

No one should be living in my attic
Not love, nor anyone who is the least  sympathetic