Dreaming of a Millennial Massacre

Your time has come young person
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught

you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation

I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver

Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave

hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard, this will be fun

You bitch about the real estate market
your girlfriend has you wearing her blouse
i have the perfect solution-
why don't you build your own fucking house

Your liberal arts degree
wont get you too far
learn a trade, get your hands dirty
have you ever opened the hood of a car?

You have an app for everything
your an emotional bunch, how nice
ask Alexia what's the best solution
for removing yourself in life