FRIEND ZONE

 I can't believe        
 she friendzoned me        
       
It ALL STARTED THE YEAR 1983        
       
IT’S  MORE LIKE BEING PUSSY-WHIP        
       
AS I ASK  FOR  HER NUMBER        
       
SHE GAVE IT TO ME SUDDENLY        
       
LESS THEN 24 HOURS        
       
IM FUCKING CALLING HER        
       
JUST LIKE EVERY TYPICAL GUY        
       
I don't show tension and nervousness,        
 but I know how fast my heartbeat races        
before a  phone call        
       
Small talk, or “chit-chat        
may feel real awkward        
but these moments        
 are great opportunities        
For me to ask her out        
Get to know her better        
       
Why does she show me        
 interest in me        
if she has a boyfriend        
       
Stuck INSIDE HER friend zone        
, but I wouldn't trade        
our friendship for anything        
       
I Love OUR SLEEP OVER S        
HER HEAD GAME OVER THE HILL        
LOOKING UP I COULD SEE THE SUNSHINE        
       
                           PRESS REWIND        
       
Now SHE'S CALLING ME EVERYDAY        
 She may feel a strong sense of trust and comfort with ME        
, allowing her to open up in ways        
 she doesn't with her boyfriend.        
       
Conversations tend        
 to avoid topics        
related to having Sex        
       
There is little        
No physical contact,        
such as        
hand-holding, kissing, or touching        
       
AT LEAST SHE'S SUCKING MY JIMMY        
                               WITH THAT PRETTY        
FUCKING FACE        
       
KEEPING ME IN YOUR CIRCLE        
       
MORE LIKE YOUR   FRIEND ZONE        
       
You’re my favorite place        
 to  be in        
when my horny mind searches for peace.
 
              AT  LEAST

          ALLEGEDLY      

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