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poptarts don't get better with age
I remember being 7 years old
and poptarts being the best breakfast food
ever invented
I'm 40 now and I can barely choke down
the cloying sweetness of the second tart
and questioning my life choices
as to why I thought poptarts would be
a good way to commemorate
this midlife crisis of a birthday
and poptarts being the best breakfast food
ever invented
I'm 40 now and I can barely choke down
the cloying sweetness of the second tart
and questioning my life choices
as to why I thought poptarts would be
a good way to commemorate
this midlife crisis of a birthday
Published 18th Nov 2024
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Oh, forgive me for not saying happy birthday.
Happy Birthday, Indie. Sending positive vibes your way.
Oh, forgive me for not saying happy birthday.
Happy Birthday, Indie. Sending positive vibes your way.
19th Nov 2024 2:21am
19th Nov 2024 00:21am
happy birthday. I’d recommend a boiled egg,
for breakfast, I mean,
not for a midlife crisis ..
for breakfast, I mean,
not for a midlife crisis ..
19th Nov 2024 2:21am
19th Nov 2024 00:48am
Jerry Seinfeld famously said that Poptarts came in a two pack because one isn't enough and three was too much.
Never open a pack unless you can share. 😉
Never open a pack unless you can share. 😉
19th Nov 2024 2:20am
