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poptarts don't get better with age
I remember being 7 years old
and poptarts being the best breakfast food
ever invented
I'm 40 now and I can barely choke down
the cloying sweetness of the second tart
and questioning my life choices
as to why I thought poptarts would be
a good way to commemorate
this midlife crisis of a birthday
and poptarts being the best breakfast food
ever invented
I'm 40 now and I can barely choke down
the cloying sweetness of the second tart
and questioning my life choices
as to why I thought poptarts would be
a good way to commemorate
this midlife crisis of a birthday
Published 18th Nov 2024
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- Edited 28th Mar 2025 1:51am
19th Nov 2024 00:07am
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19th Nov 2024 2:21am
19th Nov 2024 00:21am
happy birthday. I’d recommend a boiled egg,
for breakfast, I mean,
not for a midlife crisis ..
for breakfast, I mean,
not for a midlife crisis ..
19th Nov 2024 2:21am
19th Nov 2024 00:48am
Jerry Seinfeld famously said that Poptarts came in a two pack because one isn't enough and three was too much.
Never open a pack unless you can share. 😉
Never open a pack unless you can share. 😉
19th Nov 2024 2:20am
