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FAKE
I’m eating fake eggs
Fake cheese
In my vegan veggie
Fake scramble
On a fake plate
When all I really want
Is to wrap my lips
Around some
Succulent
Man meat
For a few hours
I don’t think
That’s asking for
Too much
Abstinence sucks
Wait
That’s my
Job
(Sigh)
Fake cheese
In my vegan veggie
Fake scramble
On a fake plate
When all I really want
Is to wrap my lips
Around some
Succulent
Man meat
For a few hours
I don’t think
That’s asking for
Too much
Abstinence sucks
Wait
That’s my
Job
(Sigh)
Published 6th Nov 2024
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I’m doing pretty good this time, almost a month. Yay me (yes, that’s sarcasm).
I’m doing pretty good this time, almost a month. Yay me (yes, that’s sarcasm).
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6th Nov 2024 4:04am
6th Nov 2024 4:05am
6th Nov 2024 4:22am
6th Nov 2024 4:05am
It looks delicious though. Can't you jazz it up with some salt & pepper? I wasn't being sarcastic. I wouldn't dare.
6th Nov 2024 4:40am
Bosari black pepper blend & Penzey’s Sunny Paris blend, but it’s not a substitute for something a lil more…substantial, no?
6th Nov 2024 4:43am
I wouldn't know cos I just call it salt & pepper. Your version sounds tastier somehow. 😊
6th Nov 2024 4:44am
6th Nov 2024 4:50am
We used to have this product called 'low salt' where it was low in sodium yet still tasted like salt. Could that work for you?
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6th Nov 2024 1:28pm
Abstinence sucks - and I know that since I practically lived like a nun for years.
...though it can help you grow, become aware, and even more sexual...
Also: veganism rocks (vegan for 30+ years here)
...though it can help you grow, become aware, and even more sexual...
Also: veganism rocks (vegan for 30+ years here)
6th Nov 2024 1:33pm
I’ve been vegan for two weeks (medical reasons), I’m not liking it so much. I enjoyed being vegetarian. This…ugh.
Plus I’m gluten free so, yeah….
As far as the abstinence thing, I’m hanging on by a thread, but I’m trying.
Plus I’m gluten free so, yeah….
As far as the abstinence thing, I’m hanging on by a thread, but I’m trying.
