We Prey for Charity

(I preyed for dispensation off the Lord)
to seek endorsement from all those long dead
I got lots and lots through my Ouija board,
 
Such big numbers and my name, they all roared
for me " we want trump " is what I heard said,
( I preyed for dispensation off the Lord)
 
You can have one too, blessed, with due accord,
by priests of trumpchurch for I'm its hailed head
I got lots and lots through my Ouija board
 
Forged by learned craft-folk in golden-card-board
so you too can contact your saintly dead
(I preyed for dispensation off the Lord)
 
Certified by attorneys, who've adored
the tin planchette coloured the deepest red
I got lots and lots through my Ouija board,
 
Buy one get one free you'll never be bored
All profits to good causes my wife heads
(I preyed for dispensation off the Lord)
I got lots and lots through my Ouija board.