The Hall Ball

I recently
Ventured on an historical investigation
After hearing an allegation
Of a former world leader,
Now dead
The only evidence per se
Came from the lyrics of a song
That gave it all away
So i travelled to Londinium
To a well known landmark within
Upon explaining the reasoning for my mission
They did not share my vision
And kicked me off the premises, for my sins
But as i was led awayI somehow managed to say
"I only wanted to know
If one of Hitlers testicles was on show
As i had heard his missing ball
Was kept at the Royal Albert Hall!"
And that also i had heard
Something quite absurd
Cronus, had castrated Uranus in a rage
Then cast them into the ocean blue
From which Aphrodite was overdue
But that tale would fill another page
Some questions that lay lurking within my head
How Hitler lost his testicle, is never said
And the strangest, most curious thing of all
Why store these testicles, at the Royal Albert Hall?


by Jemia