The Hazard Duke

No Photoshop or acid trip
messed with my youthful mind
and elders with a lid to flip
would soon be proved unkind.
 
No internet would challenge us
with outrage every day
as treacherous and seditious
as MAGA hate display.
 
We knew those stars and bars were wrong
just like that hogging boss
who chased those Duke boys all day long
in muscle car crisscross.
 
But stars and bars weren't for the south
as much as for those whites
who grew to love the loudest mouth...
that by a tweet incites.  
 
As a lifelong racist coke-head
The Don-Old is uptight
because deep down he has a dread
for folks who aren't as white.
 
And though he came thus to conclude
this fear erroneous  
he'd fleece as much a honky dude
without or with a fuss.
 
His misbehavior clues us in  
that he's a piece of shit
enough to clog the toilet spin
despite the gold of it.
 
But this at least we take away
from Richie and the rich
their filthy habits on display...
well prove their mental glitch.