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How many licks?
Hey guys out there...
How many licks does it take for a woman to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop?
The next time your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend or whoever is going down on you, count the amount of licks and sucks, and time it when you blow.
Compare your numbers with friends and family. (18 and over of course)
Loads and loads of fun!!
If you want to take this a step further, a new board game is in the works.
The 1st man to cum wins.
Or the last man to cum wins (Depends on how you want to play)(Longevity is everything, right!?)
Ladies, anyone who wishes to take this challenge on their man, let me know the results.
Have a great rest of the day and thanks for reading.
How many licks does it take for a woman to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop?
The next time your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend or whoever is going down on you, count the amount of licks and sucks, and time it when you blow.
Compare your numbers with friends and family. (18 and over of course)
Loads and loads of fun!!
If you want to take this a step further, a new board game is in the works.
The 1st man to cum wins.
Or the last man to cum wins (Depends on how you want to play)(Longevity is everything, right!?)
Ladies, anyone who wishes to take this challenge on their man, let me know the results.
Have a great rest of the day and thanks for reading.
Published 2nd Oct 2024
Author's Note
The link to the commercial that was the influence to this write.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI
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3rd Oct 2024 1:20am
3rd Oct 2024 10:53am
Awesome!! Glad this made you laugh. Smile Debbie. There always free.
Very witty, Keith. Nostalgic as well. Hadn't thought about that commercial in forever. Nicely done. Appreciate you.
DL
DL
3rd Oct 2024 10:56am
Yeah. Classic advertisement from believe 1969 or 1970, that was still being aired decades later. Thanks for reading and commenting
