Get over yourselves - you useless, fatuous and pathetic, sycophantic morons!

 
By Stanley Collymore
 
Anne Boleyn: the second wife of  
Henry VIII was crucially Queen  
of England, specifically in the  
16th Century; precisely so from 1533-1536,  
when for actually chauvinistic and, I would  
additionally add, discernibly psychopathic  
and undeniably misogynistic reasons, her  
husband Henry simply decided, obviously  
ostensibly for essentially another woman  
whom he effectively had his eyes on, and  
because Anne Boleyn, hadn't borne him a  
male heir; literally falsely, accusing her of  
treason had her executed. Quite crucially  
perfectly brazenly possible and generally  
acceptable basically in those days when  
the motor car wasn't invented, then; and  
thus a quite necessarily orchestrated as  
required in the 20th Century, a car crash  
in the tunnel, of a neighbouring country;  
of an obviously, actually unwanted, and  
equally perceived too as a troublesome  
ex-wife, was clearly required to achieve  
precisely the same undoubted purpose.  
 
However throughout her life, even as  
Queen, and subsequently so; this  
second wife of Henry VIII was,  
and is to this very day customarily referred  
to by her actual, evidently genuine maiden  
name of Anne Boleyn, and quite markedly  
so with no disrespect but on the contrary  
much affection! And rather discernibly in  
correlation with that there are numerous  
modern day undeniably rather intelligent  
and also undoubtedly mentally liberated  
women, who're actually very happily and  
simply devotedly married, who distinctly  
for their own personal, and mutually too  
cohabiting reasons; actually delightfully  
and proudly so, retain their own maiden  
name while still actually being blissfully  
happy evidently, in their own respective  
mutually valuable and fruitful marriage!  
 
Yet we evidently have a facile surfeit of  
simply quite discernibly intellectually  
challenged, crucially brainwashed  
and likewise delusionally, braindead morons,  
categorically, for the most part, entrenched  
racist Karens and basically, unquestionably  
so, like-minded Gammons, with essentially  
no real or any specifically meaningful lives  
of their own, and self-evidently ensconced  
in their literally Disneyesque fairytale, type  
feudal world of sycophants, automatically  
ruled by their naturally, ardently cherished  
omnipotent Lords and Ladies - recurrently  
and aggressively consistently demanding  
that simply because that's what they very  
personally want, everyone else must also  
automatically, specifically emulate them!  
 
And therefore an avidly egocentric and  
a stalkingly acquisitive woman, Kate  
Middleton, whose exacting simply  
cunning persistence very fulsomely achieved  
what she was after, should undoubtedly also,  
be essentially and ostensibly distinguishably  
heralded into that same, quite exalted milieu  
is their rabid thinking. An attitude effectively,  
that then becomes belligerent and offensive  
when those that can, and obviously do think  
for themselves, actually refuse to accede to  
their arrogant and clearly childish demands.  
Because such basically enlightened people  
sensibly acknowledge, that these so-called  
royal titles, that obviously this monarchical  
family very routinely award themselves are  
rather meaningless, and sensibly conclude  
that specifically, and very crucially all titles  
and significantly likewise distinctively also  
nationally awarded recognition, should in  
essence be unquestionably very positively  
earned and very fundamentally not simply  
given specifically because of one's actual  
birth or who they're essentially married to.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
1 October 2024.  

 
Author's Remarks:
To the best of my knowledge no one is telling you prats you shouldn't in your medieval and puerile fawning, feudal mindset not to laud and worship these perceived by you as far superior automatically to everyone else and including yourselves. But don't think for a solitary moment that your persistent and essentially childish as well as belligerent and persistent demand that I follow you in your fatuous fawning towards your perceived and omnipotent betters is going to work with me, as it most categorically won't!  
 
But as the saying goes, whatever turns you on! So enjoy and leave others far from being as daft as you are requisite to Kate Middleton and the rest of them alone!