The Only Pussy That Loves Me Back

In the game of love, I give my all, But every girl's heart is a cold brick wall. I send sweet texts, no reply they track, The only pussy that loves me back? My cat.

I've tried the charm, the suave, the cool, But end up the punchline, love's loyal fool.

Girls swipe left, I feel the attack, While the only pussy that loves me back... still the cat.

She curls on my lap, with her silent purr, Meanwhile, I'm left wondering where the girls were. I feed her, she's loyal, she doesn't retract, The only pussy that gives love back is, well, the cat.

So here's to singles who walk life's track, With fur and whiskers, love won't lack. For when girls walk out and love is slack, Remember-the only pussy that loves you back... is the cat!